me be saddy!

yep

FINE. HERES THE TRUTH. SQUASHY'S COMPUTER CRASHED.

Heres The Deal. Haters, This Still Would Have A Bunch Of Club Penguin Updates If My Computer DIDNT CRASH. So Get The Flip Off, Just Im Gonna Be Gone. For Awhile. I Might Blog On Wiinet Or Maybe A Laptop Or Something, But My Recent Posts Wont Be Here For About 2 Weeks.

U Guys Stink?!

Hey. Stupid Dummy Kenny. Stop Being A Flipping Idiot For Leaving Those Idiotic Behavior-Like Comments. So Can Block Your IP. Or Even Call The Cops (cyberbullying). Anyway, SHUT UP About Those Dang Comments and/or die.
-Squabbler

hey yall

hi rite now,squash and i r on vacay! yay! l8ely, ppls have been posting really rude comments, s o we have asked you to stop sending those kind of comments. please. i have feelings too.

Japanese Erasers Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Hi guys! it's penguin!

Here's a pic of an awesome penguini panini japanese eraser! I looked 4 so long and finally found it, so i wanted to share my findings with you! I looked in the hobby shop with squashy (we snuck out of the apartment again) and found nada. here's the pic: I have the black panda in 1 of the pics. His name is DR. Phil. You can take off his white skin and he looks like some demented rat.All the pics together include: 2 types of penguins, 2 teddy bears, 2 bunnys wearing overalls, a seal, 2pandas, a hamster, 2 dolphins,a frog, a weird fish, and some goodlooking food. kewl rite!

sorry

guys... can u leave us comments if there's anything wrong? because, i just got an email saying that when PERSON tried get on the blog, it said we didn't exsist! WE EXSIST, RITE? OR AM I JUST GOING CRAZY? it could be a little of both. plz let us know! -penguini panini (hotpockets!)

Squashy Chain Opened

After Penguinz Permission, I Sent Out The Squashy Chain!
Anyway, YOU GOT TEH SWINE FLU!!!! GET IT!
Stupehd Piggehz (If You DOnt Get That, Eat Your Pencil)
Anywehz, Do You Think Smencils Smell Bad? New Poll!
-Squashy

Lime Green Hamster Found!

Uh Huh, Good!
Yearps. In The City I Went To A Hobby Shop And Went TO The Back, Looking For Lego Sets.
I Was Speeding Really Fast Because I Snuck Out Of Our Apartment Building. I Found Some Legos, They Were Over Priced. I Turned A Corner And Saw Japanese Eraser HEAVEN. Grabbed A Green Hamster Paid, Bai.
No Ever Noticed I Snuck Outa The Apartment.
-Squabbler
PS: You See That Pic Under This Post? Yeah! Umm, I Have Every Hamster In That Picture Except The Orangish-redish One (I Have The Purple Hammy Replacing That, But I Guess I'll Visit The Hobby Shop Again And Get The Oragish One To marrow Or Something).

Lime Green Hamster

We LOVE These Hamsters! Guess What...
ERASERRS! Yes, I Was Looking For The Lime Green One In Teh City Buh I Could Only Find Da Purple En Stuff!
You Can Take Then Apart..
YEAH! (Sorry Couldnt Find A Pic)
ALso, There Is A Penguin, And These Eraser Fell Purdy Squashy So Dat Be A Coincidence. We Are Lookign For A Penguin Eraser In Teh City And Maybe Even Off eBay. So Anyway, We Will Be Giving You Updates ABout These Coolioz!

Squashy Problems,

Meh Computerdora Is Fwoopin Slow!
I Will Have 2 Try 2 Post Mohre!

yo!

sry i haven't posted in a while. me busy ppl. lemmi catch u up on me: im awesome (but i bet u knew that.) mbandme (squashy refeers 2 it as embannedme) has not been favored over u. i rock! just checkin' in, yall!

Srry For Being Poo Heads. Squabble Chain.

We Poo Headz! No Post We Smellz! PS...
If You Wanna Know A Squashy Secret..
Press Alt F4 At The Sane Time. You Will Learn
Extra Info!
Anyway Here Is What Squabble Chain Means:

Hello, I Am A Walrus.
Guess.
Well The Evil Pack Of M&m's
Is Coming To Your House!
Its Evil Chocolatey Goodness
Will KILL YOU! When It Swallows
You You Will Turn In To An
M&m! HAHAHA! Pass
This To 5 People To Not Be Eaten!
(OMG Was That Scary Or What?!)

I Am Counting On YOU To Email This To
Ppl!

-Squashy

Did Penguin And Squashy Just Officially Lose It's Ka-Pwn?

We Were KA-PWNIN' Every Blog Out There.
Were. Yeah, This Blog Is 10, 11 Months. May Be Even A Year Old. Seriously, We Had Ka-Pwnage Against Em-Banned-Me (Eminem), The Real Kenloh (Closed), And All The Freewebz. Penguin Said One Day, "Hey Squashy, I Wanna Make A Website". "Free?" I Asked. "Yeah" Penguin Replied. "I Said, "Load Up Blogger.com, I'll Show You How." Penguin Was Excited!
History:
No Official Name Until October.
Named Kid's Guide To Awesomeness. Penguin Wanted To Make It Into A Magizine.
Squashy Joined Late October.
In November, Named Penguin And Squashy.
Adress: Penguinsquashy.blogspot.com
Changed To Penguinandsquashy.blogspot.com
Cp Videos!
MAJOR Posting.
Lots Of Hits.
Kenlo Closes.
EmbannedMeh Opens
Lose Visits
Lose Ka-Pwn
Now.


Sooo...
Are You Gunna Help Us Kapwn Again? YAHHH!
Help Penguinandsquashy!
site-secret.blogspot.com

-Squashy

Remember The P&S Playlist?

If You Remember The P&S Playlist, Do You Want It Back? I Thought It Was Going To Better Than It Actually Was. But Whatevs, You Deciede. Pollz!

David Krysko AKA Lane Merrifield AKA Billybob AKA Mace AKA CP TOP MOD Messed Up!

Huh? Club Penguin TOTALLY Glitched!

See...
Only His Jacket Is Throwing A...
A- INVISIBLE SNOWBALL? HUH!?
See, My Computers Purdy Laggy, So It Take Awhile To Load.
I Wanted To Be A Ghost With A Flashlight, But I Accidentally Put On My Yellow Jacket.
I Noticed That REALLY Quickly So I Clicked Ghost. Quick. I Stayed With The Yellow Jacket, But My Friend On Another Computer (Real Friend, Not A Stupid Cp Buddy) If I Was Wearing The Ghost Sheet. He Said Yeah, And I Was Like "Weird Glitch". Wait, So Anyway, If You Wear A Flashlight And Ghost At The Same Time Then Dance You Glow. So While I Was Wearing My Jacket And Flashlight, And My Friend Saw The Ghost And Flashlight, I Pressed Dance So I Could Glow On Everyone Elses Computer. So I Pressed "D" On My Keyboard And BOOM! I Threw An Invisible Snowball. Billybob From The Clubpenguin Team Will Have To Fix This Glitch!

-Squashy

< < Teh Squabblin Fight > >

Ok Pplz Of Teh Nation! Yo, Wait. WHO THE HECK IS LEASH! Anyn00bz, I Be Sayinz Umm Should I Edit Penguins Posts That Give Out Stuff? And I'm NOT Making A Poll. You Have To Comment To Make Your Part. Why? Comments Pwn. Now...
Start Commenting. SLOGAN EARING.
-Squabllster!

mysterioso

ok... u all no about our new member on ning: leash! well, yesterday, friday, we were looking through note ppl passed 2 leash. 1 said : I know u like james. BACKOFF! james is like, my bf, and i didn't send it so like, who did? it looked like my friend erin's handwriting and when i asked her, 'do u like james' she hesitated. weird, rite? send us anything if u have info on the case. NO REWARD, BUT WE WON'T RAT U OUT.

R0FL 4 n00bz

Squabble! Shut Up. U Roflyn? I ROFLYN! Antidisestablishmentarianism Vs. 3.1415926535897932384626433 Arkar Pi?
New Poll!
-Squhensquabblinsquashybail!

I'M IN A CONCERT OMG/WTF (OH MY GOSH/WHAT THE FRUITCAKE)

hi it penguin and 2nite i'm preforming in a concert! yay! I sing and play the awesomely-awesome trombone. Here's our songs:
Band (trombone):
Star Spangled Banner
Highbridge Way
A River Trilogy
Dark Adventure (Big Finale)
Chior (Singing duh!)
Que Bonita Bondera
The Dream Keeper (my principal's fav poem in song formation!)
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Da
The Earth's Been Good To Me!
I bet, if all u fans are so deticated to Penguin and Squashy, that you would look up some recording and send it to us via (love that word!) comments! Just saying we love all u veiwer people. you may think we are just saying this for publicity, but we really mean it. we love u guys. keep visiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squashy STOP EDITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no squashy i'm SERIOS stop editing my posts! or i'll edit all of you club penguin posts! i'm changing the pic of the month back!
Here's what the Pic of the Month post SHOULD have said:
You might not understand the pic of the month because it's Heifer Int.'s logo. Heifer is an organizaation that gives animals to ppls in poverty. it's awesome!

Feliz Madre dias

That means (i think) Happy Mothers Day! This post is dedicated to all moms out there who finally get some appreciation day. Hey! i'll have 2 talk 2 mr. barack about having a kids appreciation day! dat would b awesome!